Here's some generic crap about me.
Name: Bob
Last Name: None of your goddamn business.
Age:
Your Real Age: Old enough to drink
Location: Michigan
Favorite Color: *sigh* Not this old question. Ok, black.
Black is not a color: Is blood a color?
No: Fine, red.
Are you a goth: No. Really no.
Are you fat: No.
Favorite Food: Meat
Favorite Drink: Jack and Coke
Favorite Movies: Lord of the Rings, Aliens, Star Wars (yes, all of them)
Favorite TV Shows: The Shield, Rome, Nip/Tuck, The Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park
Favorite Band: Green Day
General dislikes: Stupidity, vegetables, sports that don't consist entirely of two guys in gloves beating the hell out of each other, bad movies and music, bad video games, spam (both the digital variety and the canned crap), smokers, hypocrites, religion, happy people, spiders, George W. Bush, Rosie O'Donnell, Tom Cruise, The FCC, immigrants who can't speak English, LOL, forum cults, pirates, piss poor grammar, math, trendy fuckers, smelly people, and poo. This list is subject to grow. Rapidly.
If you were a [insert whatever here], what kind would you be: You know what? Your question sucks. Burn in Hell.
For even more on me, check the Ask Bob thread.